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TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN
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#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on
the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . ..

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun